fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
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no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
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rifa:
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
Um, excuse you, Spielberg. Their scenes were the only parts of this movie that I liked.
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I Have a Request of You (Yes, You)
Please, if you think of it, ask me how my Star Trek fanfiction is going. Because it probably won’t get written if you guys don’t stay on my butt and keep me accountable. And if I stay motivated, I think this idea I have could actually be something really good. I won’t describe the plot here, because I know the new movie JUST came out, and I would hate to spoil it for anyone. But I’ll give you some hints in the tags. I know that’s not exactly practical, but I also don’t want to give too much away. If you’re really dedicated, you can take a look.
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
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apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
THIS IS THE BESTWORST GRADUATION IDEA I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Best, worst, but most appropriate definitely.
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I am Kristen. I try to be funny sometimes, but often I am lame. I post about I Made America, Breaking Bad, Avengers, Once Upon a Time, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, True Blood, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, 30 Rock, Disney movies, The Most Popular Girls in School, and whatever else that I can't think of/shouldn't list because of length constraints. I also really like coming up with pickup lines. I told you I was lame.
